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TOOLBOX TALKS
Every Tradesman’s favourite part of the day !
Being told about something they have been doing for years … while some keeno at the back asks questions and delays breakfast !!
⚠️ Toolbox Talks
This is the sacred ritual where seasoned pros are told not to trip over their own boots.
Half common sense, half corporate theatre — all delivered with a straight face.
We’re here to poke fun at the obvious, the over‑the‑top, and the laminated wisdom nobody asked for.
toolbox talks and what thEY REALLY MEAN
What it says & What it really means
SAYS: Always isolate the electrical supply before commencing work.
MEANS: Don’t chew a live cable you muppet !
SAYS: Maintain three points of contact when using a ladder.
MEANS: Your tea doesn’t count as one of them.
SAYS: Keep access routes clear at all times.
MEANS: Move your toolbox, Dave.
SAYS: Use the correct PPE for the task.
MEANS: Your hoodie is not a hard hat.
SAYS: Report all near misses immediately.
MEANS: Including the one you're currently pretending nobody saw.
SAYS: Only use tools for their intended purpose.
MEANS: The screwdriver is not a chisel. Again !!